I asked a friend to have dinner on Friday night.
His SMS: can't. it's gym and protein shake for me.
I replied: And what is the reward for this punishing routine?
His SMS: lean mean bod for Party, luk ku in saunas, self pride n luv n admiration from all n sundry.
Whatever can this mean? These people!
Has life infinite been narrowed down to... anonymous sex in a sauna?
Is self-esteem based on taking your shirt off at a gay party?
Does nothing else have any meaning at all?