Crazy Cover

What's wrong with Nicole Kidman? Why do people still feature her? I'll only be interested in a Vanity Fair-type story of her complete meltdown - her crazy eyes tell me the moment is not far off. I initially quite liked the crazy way the cover lines seem to be flying out at you - and then I read them. Did they recycle the words from last month? Last year? Last decade? Can anything read more generic (New Beauty Must-Haves? Stylish Steals?)? Do coverlines like these still work? Is this magazine for crazy people?