A: The Madonna video is weird! The song is weird! The only part I liked was the part where she wore the short blonde wig.
B: I actually think she wears a blonde wig the whole time!
A: That was when I realised that what I really miss about the Madonna that we all grew up with was her transforming herself from video to video. She doesn't do that anymore.
B: The needle on her meter has been stuck at 'hot chick' since a long while back. Now she only wants to look like a sexy chick. She has that in common with gay men - looking sexually attractive is her be all and end all.
She wants to be a cheerleader for goodness sake! There's a bit of Sunset Boulevard going on there I think.