I said no why?
He said you look Malay. You Malay?
I said no I Chinese.
Oh you look Malay look handsome thought you Malay.
(It being a long time since anyone said I looked handsome I simpered and tried to act cute).
Your sunglasses very nice huh you borrow me I performance this Sunday. I'm singing this Sunday. I play drums too but this Sunday I sing. You know this song? The Young Ones, you know this song?
He proceeded to holler the song The Young Ones. I mean, the entire song. It's 9.30am on a Wednesday. It's the hottest day in 2009, and I'm sweating like a hog.
Come and see me this Sunday. At Tampines amphitheatre.
I'm performing from 5 to 9 (isn't that a very long performance?). Got makan got lucky draw come come borrow your sunglass.