Beyond

I'm afraid, dear children, that it's now time for us to say something about Anna Dello Russo.
This woman is vulgarity personified, a female impersonator if there ever was one, and the antithesis of style. Ms Dello Russo will launch a perfume, Beyond (obviously the irony escapes this most unironical of drags) in December (purportedly smelling of vanilla and almonds) bottled in a golden shoe. I can wait, if you can. The "insider reality fashion star" intuits that now is the time to do a fragrance. Why? Oh, why?

Truly beyond.