And yet. It's still a gorgeous, passionate movie and just to look at Tilda Swinton's miraculous performance (not to mention striding about in those Jil Sander outfits and Hermes bags) is worth the time.
It's certainly much more of a movie than Tsui Hark's Detective Dee And The Mystery of the Phantom Flame in every way. While it looks like a crowd pleaser, there's hardly any plot to speak of, and one just looks forward to the next special effects scene with spontaneous human combustion (I like this very much), talking deer and Carina Lau's brow-rising makeup (literally). Andy Lau in the title role is adequate; Tony Leung makes a convincingly creepy villian; Li Bingbing is very, very pretty and Ms Lau, as China's only female Emperor, Wu Tse Tian shows us what wealth and power can achieve. She's not about to run off to the nearest bamboo forest and commune with chefs, let me tell you.
And if you spiral quite a ways downwards, you'll hit rock bottom with the John Woo co-directed (with Su Chao-pin) Reign of Assassins. A decade after Ang Lee's influential Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, which ushered in a new era of the wuxia genre all the top Chinese directors (and Datin Michelle Yeoh) are still trying to recreate Crouching Tiger. What they fail to see is that it wasn't a 'genre' film at all, just a very good one. Reign of Assassins is convoluted, confused and cheap. Every scene feels like a dead end and there is not one iota of chemistry between Datin Yeoh and the leading man Jeong Woo-seong (who could have saved the picture, but gave up, I suspect). It's painful to watch Michelle Yeoh try to reprise her Crouching Tiger role yet again, and if anyone should run and hide in the nearest pine forest for the next 50 years, she should.
This is how Datin Yeoh will look like in the year 2032 when she is doing her 153rd recreation of Crouching Tiger. By that time, she will be a special effect.
love it.love it.
ReplyDeleteDear Beauty: Glad you enjoyed it. It took me a long while to actually process what i felt about the movie. While on the one hand i really really liked it, there was always this nagging felling that something was missing, or incomplete. it was watching a second time that my thoughts actually solidified. nonetheless it is a ravishing, memorable movie and i highly rec it.
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